Knife fight. Reminds me of this movie I watched. Where this guy kills people with this blade attached to his show. And he can literally spit the whole person in half, from the head to the groin. And you could see the brains and intestines...
If I knew I was going to survive, I'd prefer not to be knifed. If I didn't know, I'd wouldn't want to get blow-torched - at least with guns, a conclusion can be swift either way.
Im torn between the blow-torch and the poo but really, if you combine them together, that would be one nasty fight.
I guess i'll stick with the blowtorch fight. Burning hair and burning clothes can do quite a bit of damage, not to mention looking funny with burned off eyebrows/lashes. And the scarring would be far worse from fire than from a knife/gun wound.